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Assalamualaikum

Hi, my name is Muhammad Aznil Fitri now I'm 18 years old. Just for information to you all, I’m Not Psychopath. I hope you are understand about this statement. Hahahahaha. Ok, this is my story.
I have the power to talk to animals, I can speak with all animal. I had this power when I was a baby. Just shake my hand, I can drive out mosquitoes in my house. It’s very strange but amazing. When I was 5 years old, I can understand what my cat say. Do you know, my cat speak with java language. My cat say “ngele... ngele... ngele...” in English it’s meaning “hungry... hungry... hungry” Hahaha, it’s so funny I hope you have power like me so we can lough together.
So, I gained strength every years. And when I was 18.5 years old, I had 2 bitch. Only with less than 1 months, I succeed make my batches can cook food for their own. Hahaha, I do not ever want to eat with my dog, so I made them cook for themselves.
One morning, I have to go to school very early so that I forgot to prepare their dishes for my dog. When I come home in the afternoon, my house is very messy. People say, “Look like a breaking ship” because my dog raging hunger. I don’t know what I must to do. I’m so angry, I finally pulled out a gun from my bag. I shoot dogs in the head, its look like game Counter Strike. Hahaha I’m a gamer, I got a headshot values. My bitches was die, and I buried in backyard.
At midnight on the incident, I sleep and had nightmares. Bitches has been killed on the last day by my gun, now take my gun and then shoot me. “DUARRR” I was shocked and then woke up. Time was already at 6 o’clock. Do you know what I see it time? I saw my bitches live again. I do not know why this could happen. But, I feel something is changing. I cannot longer talk to my bitches again. I ran out of the house, and I heard a bird that is no longer speaking to me, but only birds chirping. I am very happy to know this, because I no longer need to be care with the demands of the animals were kept screaming " eat... eat... eat...” hahaha, its make me crazy. But I am sure, with the loss of power that would make my life better.
Ok, that’s all of my story. I hope you do not believe this story, but it loved it. Thank you for reading, and the movie version coming soon. Thanks of all and see you next time.

Wassalamualaikum

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